'Twas the night before Christmas: Bagineer Edition

written by El Bradbeer Belle, inspired by 'A Visit from St. Nicholas' by Clement Clarke Moore

'Twas the night before Christmas... and sobs filled the air
when I suddenly realised I'd failed to prepare
a gift for my favourite bagineer friend
and I couldn't help wonder - would my error offend?

 

"Oh no!" I cried out, "Oh what can I do?"
The shops are all closed, and last post is through!
No patterns or notions, no bagmaking bling
or that doodad for zippers - oh what is that thing?

 

I've left it too late and while I'm sure they won't grieve
I wish I'd remembered before Christmas Eve.

 

All at once came a chime from my email inbox:
'Gift ideas for bagineers' - opportunity knocks!

 

"Need a last-minute gift? We've got you; you'll see
there's time yet to put one more gift by the tree.

 

A bagmaking break, a sewing retreat
is sure to make their Christmas wish quite complete.
This gift, though, would be for a very special friend
as it's rather a lot if you're watching your spend.

 

How about gifting a mystery treat?
A pattern subscription would be rather neat.
Gift cards for our Club ship via the 'net
on the day of your choice, a date you can set.

 

A sewing club gift has quite the appeal,
and right now there's a discount with our Early Bird deal.
Treat someone special with this gift sub
to spend on a season of Bag of the Month Club

 

Last but not least in our last-minute spree
is a bagmaking gift that is totally free.
Gift them the thing bagineers cherish the most
- fortunately no need to send this by post!

 

These printable passes grant time off from chores -
the bagineer's duties now become yours -
giving the bagmaker more time to sew,
to focus on stitching, to go with the flow

 

We hope that you find what you need with this list,
Please do get in touch if we can further assist.
Send an email to contact our wonderful crew.
Happy sewing to all, and happy sewing to you!"

 

What a relief! But there's no time to lose
There are three options here and I have to choose!

 

We hope that you enjoyed our little festive rhyme.
Let us know what you thought, if you have the time!

 

Happy sewing from all of us here at
Sewing Patterns by Mrs H & The Bag Retreat,
Bag of the Month Club,
Swoon Sewing Patterns,
and The Make Space xx

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